Advertorial: Muckracking for a Living


By Coma News Staff
A new trash service aims to bring new meaning to reduce, reuse and recycle.
Robert McGuiness, a former Coma News reporter, plans to use as much of the rejected possessions and trash hauled away by his new waste removal service.
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“Living off the detritus of others is something that years of reporter-level pay has well-prepared me to do,” McGuiness said. “Actually, a bunch of second hand throwaways should substantially improve my standard of living.”
For instance, McGuiness recently became a pet fish owner for the first time after a client hired him to haul away a fish tank containing Siamese Fighting Fish.
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“Hopefully someone will throw away some fish food soon,” McGuiness said.


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