The following are the views of a Coma resident. Coma News Daily does not endorse these views.
My Frisbee is stuck on the roof.
I don’t know how it got there but it might have been aliens.
My brother and I really like this Frisbee. It’s blue and has yellow lines on it and a hole in the middle. But even though it has a hole it still goes really high and far. I don’t know if the hole makes it harder to aim than a normal Frisbee but sometimes it doesn’t go where we want it to when we throw it.
But we definitely did not throw it onto our roof. Maybe it was a werewolf that put it up there?
My mom said if we lost another Frisbee on the roof she wasn’t going to buy us a new one. But we have no idea how it got up there. I mean it!
If you have a ladder or a helicopter we could probably get it down. It would have to be a tall ladder and you can’t be afraid of heights. And you probably need to be strong enough to carry the ladder to our house. But after that it should be really easy to go way up there and climb onto the roof and throw the Frisbee down. You could probably throw down the other balls and stuff, like a bunch of sticks someone else probably threw up there to get the Frisbee down.
See? Easy. Some come over to our house as soon as you can help us out because the rain is probably bad for the Frisbee and it’s been raining a lot.
Have a great day!
Johnny Cracker is 10-year-old lifelong resident of Coma.