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My Amazing Screenplay
I’m Dee Collins and all I do is sit around and pump out the most amazing screenplays of all time and then try to sell them through traditional classified advertising methods. Read my ad below and contact me to buy my screenplay!
I’ve just completed my latest screenplay and it is really good! It’s called “The Pretty Good Wall” and it is a sequel to the mega-blockbuster film “The Great Wall” starring Matt Damon.
This movie has everything you want in a movie. It has Matt Damon. It has a wall. It has EVERYTHING!
Below is a sample of one scene. If you like it and would like to buy it, please let me know.
I’m offering it at a discount right now for only $400,000 but you better act fast because this deal won’t last. This is going to be a hot property because of the unprecedented success of “The Great Wall.”
Matt Damon is back at it. After defending the Great Wall of China, Matt finds himself protecting a modest brick wall in the foothills of the Sahara Desert from evil, fire-breathing dragons. Featuring popular actor Jon Hamm and the voice of Academy Award winner Meryl Streep as “Beans the Dragon”, The Pretty Good Wall will raise the bar on movies about walls.
EXT. SAHARA DESERT- DAY
Matt Damon and popular actor Jon Hamm are standing behind a modest, ten-foot long wall in the middle of the desert. Both men look haggard and exhausted. Dirt and blood cover their faces. They stare off in the distance, spears and weapons clutched firmly in their hands.
Man, I love walls.
Me too, Jon. Me too.
But I HATE dragons, LOL!
Matt Damon laughs and slaps Jon Hamm on the back.
I was just thinking the same thing. That’s funny Jon. Very funny.
The two men continue to stare off in the distance, scanning the vacant horizon. Jon moves his spear from one hand to the other and shakes out his free hand.
My hand keeps cramping up.
Yeah. I hate that.
Man, I love this wall. I mean, I love ALL walls. They are just like the best things in the world. But this one…this one is really awesome.
I’m surprised you haven’t tried to hump it yet, LOL!
Matt Damon bursts into hysterical laughter.
The day is still young, Jon Hamm! The day is still young!
The two men go silent again and return their gaze to the horizon. Jon Hamm steps forward. His eyes narrow.
Is that a dragon?
Jon Hamm points to somewhere far off in the distance. Matt Damon steps forward and studies the area for a moment.
No. I think it’s a kite.
Jon Hamm walks forward, his eyes still locked on the horizon.
Oh. Yeah. I think you’re right.
Fucking kites, man. I mean…what’s the point?
Matt Damon laughs heartily and slaps Jon Hamm on the back.
So true, Jon Hamm. That is spot on. I was thinking the same thing. That’s definitely laugh-out-loud funny!
The two men continue to stare off in the distance.
That’s all you get for now! Remember, The Great Wall is a gigantic, international blockbuster! People will want a sequel. This is that sequel! Anyhow, contact me! Let’s make movies!
Contact Dee Collins at firstname.lastname@example.org