Buy My Screenplay ‘Invasion: Fight Til Dawn’

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Invasion: Fight Til Dawn

Starring Leonardo Dicaprio and Flo from the Progressive Insurance TV commercials

Earth Battle Wars

 

I’m Dee Collins and all I do is pump out the most amazing screenplays of all time and then sell them through traditional classified advertising methods. Read my ad below and then contact me to buy my screenplay!

THIS IS THE MOVIE HOLLYWOOD DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE! Finally, an apocalyptic alien invasion movie without all the clichés! This big-budget summer blockbuster will make billions of dollars.

LOGLINE

Aliens have invaded earth and they aren’t happy! Can a washed-up private investigator (played by Leonardo Dicaprio), and a down-on-her-luck notary public (played by Flo from the Progressive Insurance TV commercials) save the world before it is too late? Maybe. 

Below is a sample of this gut-wrenching, eye-popping disaster epic:

EXT. MOBILE, ALABAMA- DAY

Terror-filled SCREAMS and CRIES FOR HELP ring out across the city as people run and scramble for safety. The scene is complete pandemonium. In the sky, an ALIEN SPACESHIP hovers above one of the many skyscrapers.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO, a washed-up private investigator, takes cover behind an abandoned car in the middle of a chaotic street. By his side is FLO FROM THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE COMMERCIALS ON TELEVISION.

The alien spaceship shoots laser beams at a large building, creating a HUGE EXPLOSION. Concrete, glass and steel rain down on the street below.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

Those aliens are blowing up a bunch of stuff!

FLO FROM TV COMMERCIAL

What do you think they want?

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

Same thing everybody wants Flo…

(beat)

Money.

FLO FROM TV COMMERCIAL

Why do you think they want money?

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

They are probably holding us ransom until we pay them a bunch of money. Like A LOT.

FLO FROM TV COMMERCIAL

But what good would our money be to them? I mean…like, what would they spend it on?

The alien spaceship fires another laser beam and destroys a second building. Leonardo and Flo cover their heads as debris from the explosion flies all around them.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

I don’t know. Yachts, a nice watch, fancy galas. Same thing all the rich people spend their money on.

FLO FROM TV COMMERCIAL

What are we going to do?

Leonardo Dicaprio reaches for a chunk of concrete.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

We’re going to fight back!

Leonardo Dicaprio stands up and hurls the chunk of concrete as hard as he can at the alien spaceship, hitting it squarely. The spaceship wobbles in the air for a moment, seemingly losing all ability to navigate, before crashing into a large building and exploding.

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That’s all for now! If you want to buy this screenplay, get in touch with me immediately.  For a limited time, I’m offering this and “Death Cow” as a package for $650,000! You can’t beat that deal! Don’t wait!

Dee Collins

townofcoma@gmail.com

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