Town Council Lost and Found Giveaway Coming!

by Coma News Daily Stafftank

 

What’s better than cheap armored vehicles?

How about free armored vehicles!

Coma residents are buzzing with excitement amid preparations for this year’s Town of Coma Lost and Found Giveaway Extravaganza (LFGE) on March 26.

Originally part of a town-wide recycling program that encouraged citizens to bring useful items found on the ground to city hall in hopes of finding it a new home, LFGE exploded into a carnival of reuniting people with lost objects and uniting others with new ones.

“We amassed some pretty cool stuff this year,” Mayor Dave Anderson said. “I don’t want to spoil anything but we do have something that rhymes with flarmy tank.”

Last year’s notable items included: a 1994 Toyota Tercel, 236 golf balls, the Robson Family, and a two-car garage.

The Coma Town Council is looking for volunteers to assist in the setup of the event, anyone with carpentry skills or military vehicle training is encouraged to volunteer.

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