Davis Montgomery, publisher, Coma News
The family social diversions, or entertainment, market in Coma is ripe for investing.
But this lifelong savvy investor is stuck identifying the best–that is, most profitable–entertainments for our fellow townsfolk.
The unofficial past-time of our nation, baseball, appears to face decreasing popularity when compared to any other sport, hobby or waking activity.
One way baseball might be more interesting is to set off a forest fire near the field to see if the fire reaches the field before the game ends.
While extorting millions out of the Town Council to fund professional facilities for a gaggle of drug-addicted millionaires has a certain appeal, it occurs that more lucrative options are emerging.
The growing sport of monster truck racing appears to offer satiation of the public’s growing bloodlust, as well as winter employment for my small army of lawnboys.
But if Davis Montgomery builds a hippodrome of hillbilly high jinks will they come?
You tell me, my fellow Comatons. Don’t be shy to write, tweet, bellow or honk your preference for future Friday night delights. When I am confident in your preference I shall unfurl my stadium plans.
Adieu!
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