Court Schedule: Alan’s Vape and Vinyl
**If The Town of Coma is closed due to inclement weather, this court will remain OPEN as we are a for-profit entity**
Hon. A. Pezzatti, Chief Judge and Vape Expert
Monday & Wednesday
Vape Infractions, Vaping without proper license, Asking for Pineapple Vape flavors: 8:30 a.m. & 10:00 a.m.
Trials: 1:00 p.m. & 2:00 p.m.
Small claims on Music Taste Indecency, attempted garage band formation, public displays of crappy music: 8:30 a.m.
Trials (nothing major, we send those elsewhere): 10:00 a.m., 1:00 p.m. & 2:00 p.m.
Coma Sheriffs’ Dept. traffic adjudications: 8:30 a.m., 10:00 a.m. & 1:00 p.m.
Civil return of Vape Products, fraudulent vape juice, counterfeit high-end mods 1st – 3rd: 8:30 a.m.
Trials for people who believe Devo/Avril Lavigne/ John Mayer are quality artists 1st – 3rd: 10:00 a.m. & 1:00 p.m.
Remember: Vape Awareness and Appreciation classes every Tuesday and Thursday at 4 p.m. Late attendees fined
Also, remember: Your taste in music says everything about you including whether or not you should pay a fine.