Have you ever wanted a live in girlfriend, wife, or employee but found the whole enterprise cost-prohibitive? Well fellas, have I got a deal for you.
My daughter is 5’3″, 103 lbs. and I am told of average attractiveness. I am offering–on a sliding scale–payments for any of the following scenarios:
1) you hire my daughter for work. My daughter has no practical skills but is theoretically capable of learning some.
2) you date my daughter. This option only works if you are a self motivated individual who can take care of her and get her to move out of my house. She had no practical skills.
3) you date and marry my daughter. She comes with a family-owned beach house, no cooking skills, and the ability to organize house cleaners.