Guys are mysteries wrapped in enigmas but
they don’t have to be with the power of the internet.
Editor’s note: As part of Coma News’ community outreach, the following blog excerpt is one of a selection of local online postings we will re-publish by residents and business owners.
Watch Out, Mysteries! Here Comes the LOL Detective Agency
By Marybell Davis, 25 years old, Amazing life lived, Awesome blogger of Awesome things
I’ve realized not everyone has talents. That’s why it is so, so important to use any mad skills that you discover you have.
After several days of soul searching and my dad annoying me to do something with my life (Angry Dad: Your Psych degree cost me $200,000, blah, blah, blah), it’s now clear to me that I have valuable skills people should pay a lot for. Detective skills! LOL!
Seriously, do you have someone who you need investigated online? Anyone can check some guy’s LinkedIn and Facebook pages but who goes the extra step of researching all of their female contacts (jobs, hobbies, clothes, where they sleep)?
It’s also easy to overlook email these days. But do you realize most office administrators’ have unrestricted access to the email accounts of every employee? Surprise! I know you’re still writing your old girlfriend, Jax.
Any investigator can sit outside some guy’s house all night watching from their car, but who cares enough to find that spare key, get in and watch them sleep?
This chick, that’s who.
So send your mysteries to the LOL Detective Agency (LOL!). But no hurry I’ve got a pro bono case I’m still working on.
Contact this private dick (gross) at firstname.lastname@example.org