Work Wanted: Full Time Channel Changer

Mar. 28 Living no comments

Sometimes you can’t find your remote or the batteries die and that’s why you need a full time channel changer. Basically, I will sleep on your couch all the time or on a dog bed big enough for me. I will hang out in front of your TV, eat Pixy Stix, and drink Red Bull. If your remote stops working you just wake me up. I’ll get off the dog bed or your couch and take care of everything. I will change the channel manually for you. You don’t want to be stuck on the Discovery Channel because your remote died and have to do that stuff yourself. Only $150 per day but will be worth it when you don’t want to have to get up from the couch yourself.