ISO: The Coma Sheriff’s Office is seeking applicants who are really into crime, but in a police procedural way and not a crazy-guy-feeding-people-
We’re seeking deputies who can get fired up by the idea of handing out tickets to stop-sign-running bicyclists–and not need a high-speed helicopter chase to get excited about their job.
Do you like paperwork? Are you looking for a car-based job to accommodate your extra weight? Does the idea of speeding through red traffic signals around town for no particular reason sound like enough reason to get out of bed for the next 20 years?
If you answered “yes” to any of these question or if these descriptions sound someone you know–who is not in jail–then please get in touch at email@example.com.