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My Amazing Screenplay
I’m Dee Collins and all I do is sit around and pump out the most amazing screenplays every day and then try to sell them through traditional classified advertising methods. Read my ad below and contact me to buy my screenplay! (for just mid to upper 7 figures!!!)
My latest screenplay, titled ‘Ninja City’, is hot off the press and ready for sale! It only took me 3 hours to write! It’s ‘Star Wars: Episode II’ meets ‘Serpico’ but with ninjas.
R2-D2 is a down-on-his-luck undercover police officer on the mean streets of Boise, Idaho. His job is to take down the city’s ruthless crime lord and his legion of trained, killer assassins. But R2-D2 is not only fighting the crime lord and his assassins, he’s also dealing with a serious drug addiction, faulty wiring, a corrupt Police Captain and a wife (played by Emma Stone) who is threatening to leave him for a younger and much hotter android.
See below for an excerpt of this amazing movie script! If you want to buy, hit me up and let’s do business for only 1.2 million (in cash not cashier’s checks) this screenplay can be yours!!!
EXT. DARK ALLEY- NIGHT
R2-D2 is standing next to a dumpster. There is loud MUSIC coming from a bar nearby. He takes a long drink from a bottle of something strong but doesn’t fall over because he’s a HEAVY ROBOT. EMMA STONE walks out from the bar looking hot and sexy but yet vulnerable.
R2D2… I mean, Dylan? Where are you?
R2 D2 rolls out from behind the dumpster. He’s wearing a black KISS type wig.
I’m right here Emma Stone.
What are you doing out here? When did you start talking?
Suddenly, a pack of wild-looking NINJAS drop from the sky like raindrop NINJAS, each wielding deadly swords!
(to Emma Stone)
Look out Emma Stone.
Emma Stone ducks behind the dumpster. R2 D2 takes out a handgun and starts shooting all the ninjas. The NINJAS fall because everyone knows a GUN beats NINJAS. In the process of the shootout, R2 D2’s wig falls off his head.
Oh no! My wig fell off my head. My cover is blown!
One of the ninjas looks up from the pool of blood he is lying in.
Wait…you’re…an…android? You’re not Gene Simmons?
I’m gonna tell.
R2 D2 picks up his wig and places it back on top of his head. He rolls over to the ninja.
You’re going to have a hard time telling anybody anything without a face.
R2 D2 shoots the ninjas face off.
As you can see, this might be my most powerful and intimate script yet! Don’t wait because this is gonna get sold in a hurry! If you’d like to read the entire script or want to buy it straight up from this sample, contact me NOW!