Tag: puppy

For Sale: Used Corgi

Classified Ad Corgi

Selling my 2012 Corgi (it’s a dog). Nothing wrong with him except I was told he was a really smart dog and that is total bullshit! He can’t even do simple math problems and does not speak any language that is useful for practical applications. This is NOT a smart dog.  He licks his own ass and cannot follow simple commands like “turn off the lights in the living room when you come to bed.”

I have been told by many he is cute and cuddly. If that’s your thing, this may be the dog for you.

Contact Jax Used Cars if you’re interested.

townofcoma@hotmail.com

Free Puppy to the Right Home

classified chihuahua

I am giving away my Chihuahua puppy to the right home.  He has all his shots but he’s an asshole.  I can’t prove it but I think he shit in a pair of my shoes last week.  I know it wasn’t me and am pretty certain it wasn’t my girlfriend.  Unless my goldfish can climb out of their fish bowls and leave turds ten times larger than their bodies, the puppy is the most likely culprit (he refuses to admit to it).

Anyhow, it’s kind of an asshole thing to do to shit in somebody’s shoe so I don’t think he is the dog for me.  Note to potential owner: this dog seems to be judging me when I’m doing the love-making with my girlfriend (like he could do any better!).

Contact Roger if you’re interested.

townofcoma@hotmail.com