By Coma News Staff
Coma residents will get a chance to reconsider both a recent ban on all non-horse-driven transportation in town and a large neighborhood’s new clothing rules.
The popular vote–scheduled for June 15–is the only law-making tool available due to the Town Council’s summer-long, music-related hiatus.
This woman in Coma is riding without pants but the dress provides protection which may be another option for citizens of Coma.
The planned vote to reverse an earlier plebiscite banning non-equestrian traffic in town followed several “saddle-related” injuries.
“Let’s just say people should wear pants when horseback riding,” said Dr. Jimmy, a Coma physician who treated several residents.
The injuries also included several concussions.
“Who seriously thinks a fancy hat provides any horse riding protection, whatsoever?” Dr. Jimmy said. “Apparently, a lot of people.”
Justin Bieber can wear a fancy hat and no shirt while riding a horse but this is not something that should be attempted by non celebrity horseback riders.
The possible horse-transport reversal came shortly after equestrian lovers were celebrating the announcement that pants-less riding will be added to next year’s Sixth Annual Coma Games.
“I have come to realize that few thrills in life can compare to pant-less dressage,” said Davis Montgomery, publisher of Coma News and the driving force behind the town’s horse riding requirement which has benefited his horse farm.
“Hopefully these car- and attire-addicted zombies will not vote to send us back to that madness.”
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