By Coma News Staff
Coma Mayor Dave Anderson announced yesterday he was “deeply saddened” by the recent results of a Facebook personality quiz to determine which “Friends” character he resembled. The results of the 15-question quiz determined Mayor Anderson is a “Rachel.”
“I don’t know if there are words that reflect my disappointment,” Anderson said. “I thought Joey for sure and maybe, at worst, Chandler. Never saw myself as a Rachel.”
According to the quiz summary page, Mayor Anderson is “spoiled, adorable and completely ill-equipped to deal with day-to-day life events.”
According to a recent Facebook quiz, “Which Friends Character Are You?”, Dave Anderson’s personality most resembled Rachel’s.
“I’m trying not to overreact, but to say I haven’t spent the better part of the last 24 hours analyzing and assessing some of my life choices up to this point would be inaccurate,” Anderson said. “I feel like I don’t even know who I am any more.”
Mayor Anderson did find some small measure of redemption after completing a similar Facebook quiz to determine “which type of pie” he is. His result was lemon meringue.
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