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ADVERTORIAL
My Amazing Screenplay
I’m Dee Collins and all I do is sit around and pump out the most amazing screenplays of all time and then try to sell them through traditional classified advertising methods. Read my ad below and contact me to buy my screenplay!
I recently completed a screenplay titled ‘Moneyball II: Battle For The Universe’ and it’s a sequel to the sci-fi hit, ‘Moneyball’. Brad Pitt and that other guy return in this action-packed, sure-fire box office hit.
Below is a short synopsis. If you like it and would like to buy it, please let me know.
If you act now, I’ll also throw in a set of extremely rare, hand-made baseball cards featuring some of the games best players like that player from Baltimore and that guy who plays for the Toronto Blue Jays.
SYNOPSIS
In the not-so-distant future, former Oakland Athletics General Manager, and part-time astronaut, Brad Pitt and his trusty sidekick, INSERT NAME, are sent into space to find a cure for cancer and discover rich minerals on far-off planets. But little do they know there is a war going on that threatens to destroy the entire universe. Our heroes must act fast to stop a ruthless and power-hungry alien race before it’s too late.
The perfect film for people that are interested in disease research, mining, space, baseball, aliens and fun!
Here’s a sample scene:
EXT. DISTANT PLANET- DAY
Brad Pitt and his Co-Star are standing in the middle of a rocky, craggily desert on some planet in the middle of space. Brad is bent over picking up rocks. His Co-Star is doing the same thing. They’re just picking up rocks, looking at them and then tossing them aside. On the horizon, we can see three suns setting. It looks really cool.
BRAD PITT
Did you find a cure for cancer under any of those rocks?
CO-STAR
Nope. But I haven’t checked all of them yet.
BRAD PITT
Well keep looking.
CO-STAR
Okay.
The two men keep picking up rocks and looking at them. In the distance, we see a creepy, scary-looking alien holding a slick little semi-automatic handgun approaching. Our heroes don’t notice. They are too busy looking at the rocks.
BRAD PITT
What about rare minerals? Did you find any rare minerals yet?
CO-STAR
Not yet. I’m still looking for a cure for cancer. Should I be looking for both at the same time?
BRAD PITT
I think so.
CO-STAR
Okay, but that’s going to take twice as long now.
BRAD PITT
Okay.
The alien gets closer and closer until…
That’s all you get for now! Want to read the whole thing? Hit me up on electronic mail.
Dee Collins
townofcoma@hotmail.com
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