I am giving away my Chihuahua puppy to the right home. He has all his shots but he’s an asshole. I can’t prove it but I think he shit in a pair of my shoes last week. I know it wasn’t me and am pretty certain it wasn’t my girlfriend. Unless my goldfish can climb out of their fish bowls and leave turds ten times larger than their bodies, the puppy is the most likely culprit (he refuses to admit to it).
Anyhow, it’s kind of an asshole thing to do to shit in somebody’s shoe so I don’t think he is the dog for me. Note to potential owner: this dog seems to be judging me when I’m doing the love-making with my girlfriend (like he could do any better!).
Contact Roger if you’re interested.
townofcoma@hotmail.com
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