Queries and Quislings is an advice dispensary offered as a public service of Coma News Daily and the advice is written by Coma News Daily publisher Davis Montgomery III.
Dear Query Guy,
Is it normal for my husband to crochet? Recently he’s started crocheting in public and it’s very awkward especially since he’s the Sheriff and supposed to be tough. He’s made some incredible doily’s and he’s working on an afghan but everyone is looking at him. Recently someone threw yarn bombs on our lawn. Not sure what to do. Please help.
Sincerely, Tied in Knots in Coma
Query Guy:
The subtle vagaries that guide men’s selection of leisure time activities are shot through with an almost infinite variety of permutations and depredations. My initial response to your query is to urge extensive reflection on the nature of man and his place in the universe before broaching an extensive exploration of your husbands foibles and proclivities.
Good luck to you, madam.
QG