Dear Query Guy,
How do I get that place called Vine to come and film me? I have some really funny ideas for stories but I need someone to film me. How do other people get their videos up there? I’ve called and emailed Vine and can’t get them to respond.
The subtle vagaries that guide men’s selection of leisure time activities are shot through with an almost infinite variety of permutations and depredations. My initial response to your query is to urge extensive reflection on the nature of man and his place in the universe before broaching an extensive exploration of what Vine is. Is it quite possible that you are not funny and no one wants to see your video. My exploration of Vine has proven that there are more people willing to film themselves than there are people with actual talent.
Good luck to you, sir.