Friends? Coma Mayor Anderson Announces He’s No Rachel

By Coma News Staff

Coma Mayor Dave Anderson announced yesterday he was “deeply saddened” by the recent results of a Facebook personality quiz to determine which “Friends” character he resembled.  The results of the 15-question quiz determined Mayor Anderson is a “Rachel.”

“I don’t know if there are words that reflect my disappointment,” Anderson said.  “I thought Joey for sure and maybe, at worst, Chandler.  Never saw myself as a Rachel.”

According to the quiz summary page, Mayor Anderson is “spoiled, adorable and completely ill-equipped to deal with day-to-day life events.”

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According to a recent Facebook quiz, “Which Friends Character Are You?”, Dave Anderson’s personality most resembled Rachel’s.

“I’m trying not to overreact, but to say I haven’t spent the better part of the last 24 hours analyzing and assessing some of my life choices up to this point would be inaccurate,” Anderson said.  “I feel like I don’t even know who I am any more.”

Mayor Anderson did find some small measure of redemption after completing a similar Facebook quiz to determine “which type of pie” he is. His result was lemon meringue.

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