Jabba The Hutt Predicts Football Game Week 9
Two Weeks Ago- 2 – 2
Season- 11 – 13
I’m Jabba The Hutt. You may know me best for my appearance in several Star Wars Movie films. But my friends know me as basically a chilled-out dude who enjoys spending a Sunday in the fall watching football and eating gently-peeled bananas.
What a crazy few weeks it has been around The Hutt household. Jabba has not been doing well. First, there was the ordeal with the deep fryer at Buffalo Wild Wings a few weeks ago. My hands are still wrapped from that little incident. Jabba has learned patience when it comes to waiting for deep-fried cheese curds. It is best to wait for the server to bring them to your table. It is not a self-serve sort of arrangement, if you know what I mean. Ha ha ha, ho ho ho! But seriously, it’s no laughing matter. My friend Greedo is actually typing this for me. I’m saying the words out loud and Greedo is typing them onto the computer.
Speaking of friends, I’d like to thank Boba Fett for filling in for me two weeks ago. Boba doesn’t know a lot about the football games, but he was pretty good in going 2 -2 with his picks. Not bad for a bounty hunter, am I right? LOL!
I intended to make my picks last week but fell asleep for nine days. It’s not uncommon for Hutts to sleep for very long periods of time. I remember one time while on a trip to the Kasian System, I fell asleep for 16 days straight. Crazy! I missed the star-studded cotillion on Monta, which was the whole purpose of the trip!
“Wait! Jabba The Hutt attend fancy affairs like cotillions? But I thought he was an apish, small-minded thug who only took pleasure in terrorizing those who can’t defend themselves or owe him some paltry sum of money.”
Wrong! Jabba has attended many well-healed events including galas, balls and even local chamber of commerce after-hours mixers. Why? Because Jabbat The Hutt is a classy, complex and distinguished Hutt with a wide range of interests. He is just as comfortable shaking down petty smugglers and Applebee’s dishwashers for pocket change as he is getting dressed up for a night of karaoke at the local International House of Pancakes.
Anyhow, my doctor has encouraged me to limit my picks this week. He says it is causing me unnecessary stress. So, this week I’m offering up one pick. But I consider this Jabba’s stone-cold lock of the season. If you were ever going to wager on one of my picks, I encourage you to do so this week…
Indianapolis Colts at Green Bay Packers
Green Bay’s offense has looked much-improved in the past two games. If the Packers can keep this up, they should be in great shape to win the division. The Colts’ defense has struggled and those struggles should continue at Lambeau Field on Sunday. Expect Rodgers and Company to keep rolling at home and put away the Colts early.
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