In Memoriam: He Died From Being Stubborn

As a service to the community Coma News Daily will occasionally publish touching tributes or memorials. Please feel free to post your own memories of Captain Alexander, even if you did not know him, on Facebook and Twitter.

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Captain Donald Alexander,72, of Coma died on January 1, 2016 while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for seven decades. He was surrounded by his 24 year old new bride Elizabeth Alexander and married him for his money, his only daughter Annie Cullough who broke his heart, and ex wife Elizabeth Alexander (the first) who is 67 and betrayed his trust.

In lieu of flowers the late Captain Alexander asked that you, “get out and enjoy your life”.

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