CORRECTION: An article that appeared in Coma News, March 5, 2014 “Author to Resolve Haiku Stand Off?” incorrectly stated the title of the book authored by Alan Wieder. The book he authored is ‘The Year of the C_ _ k’. Additionally, we are pretty sure that at least five, if not more, of the references in the article were incorrect. The book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was actually authored by E.L. James who is of no relation to Alan Wieder. For the record, however, we didn’t know any of this at the time the story was published, so it’s not really our fault.
If you are so inclined to read a novel by Alan Wieder you can click here to download it or have it mailed to you so that you can read it in book form. Be warned that books can cause paper cuts.