By Coma News Daily Writer
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the secret of Coma’s unique charm has once again managed to avoid the harsh glare of the national media spotlight.
The latest national list that would have served to deliver droves of rude, spend-happy tourists to clog Coma’s scenic byways was CNN’s “10 Romantic Destinations You Should Know About.” Coma safely avoided inclusion on the list, which included unique and wimsical towms across America.
“Coma is refined without being stuffy, historic without being antiquated and an impossibly romantic getaway little known outside of nearby interstate truck stops, which is good enough for us,” Coma Mayor Dave Anderson said about the CNN list.