Category: Coma History

Pet Pilot Pioneers Paved Path

By Stan Bargmeyer, intern and Coma historian

“Scrappy” O’Hollerhan, a mixed breed Yorkshire terrier and yellow lab, wasn’t much to look at, but boy could he fly.

The mutt was credited with first co-piloting and later soloing a range of aircraft during the early years of aviation in Coma, which became known as the golden era of pet pilots.

Other pioneering pilots that tested an array of experimental planes at various Coma-area airfields in the early 20th century included Trigger, a one-eyed German Sheppard; Frick and Frack, a brother and sister chihuahua team; and Baron von Stinky , a spiny-tail iguana.

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The lore passed down among local mailmen and cat breeders tell of terror-filled days avoiding feigned dive-bombing raids.

But they also were happy days that filled the hearts of Coma aviation enthusiasts with pride.

The sacrifices of Coma pet test pilots demonstrated conclusively that rubber band-power flight was not a dependable technology. But such lessons came at a steep price.

By the time federal regulations all but banned flight by domesticated pilots, few of the pilots were left.

The final pet pilot, Scrappy, was last seen flying after a flock of migrating geese and barking like a madman.

His old flight instructor, Ryan Magee, wrote in his autobiography that on clear autumn days he could swear he still heard Scrappy buzzing his house.

1972- Ladybug Fish Discovered in Coma

by Coma Historian and Intern, Stan Bargmeyer

In the fall of 1972, Coma scientist Richard Van Peele announced his discovery of a new type of fish species; the Ladybug Fish (dominaeinsectum piscor). The discovery sent ripples through the marine biology community as the Ladybug Fish proved to be one of the most unique aquatic mammals ever discovered.

Unlike most fish, the Ladybug Fish lives entirely on land and bears a striking resemblance to a Ladybug.  As well, Ladybug Fish do not have gills, are the same size as Ladybugs and look exactly like common Ladybugs in every conceivable manner.  In fact, the Ladybug Fish is the only fish in the world that cannot survive under water.

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ABOVE: A sketch of the rare Ladybug Fish discovered by Richard Van Peele.

Van Peele, who studied marine biology in his bedroom while holding down two part-time jobs, was a Coma native who later went on to serve as night-time supervisor at the Zip-In Burger on 8th Street in Coma.  Van Peele died in 1994.

 

1902 Coma Moose Carriers

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Earl Bargemeyer was not afraid to carry a moose. He was one of the premiere moose carriers of his time.

By Stan Bargemeyer, Coma News Intern

 

In 1902 The Town of Coma used people like my great grandfather Earl Bargemeyer , who is pictured in this artists illustration, to transport a moose by carrying it around. Moose carrying  fell out of favor in the mid 19th Century as the people of Coma realized that a Moose could walk faster on it’s own. Moose carrying is still practiced in some moose based societies today and by zookeepers.

 

Did you know?

The popular film ‘Titanic” did not feature any moose even though moose can swim.

1982 Coma DOT Creates Math Based Signs

By Stan Bargemeyer, Coma News Daily Intern

In 1982 the Coma DOT created math based road signage that would not only regulate speed but also teach valuable math lessons at the same time.  After several poorly-educated drivers were ticketed for traveling at an excess of 1,833mph the signs were quickly replaced with the standard 55mph used today in Coma. mathbasedDOTThe math based signs did not work as well as the punctuated signs that were implemented last year in Coma.

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1902- Meat Wetter Invented in Coma

by Coma News Intern and Historian Stan Bargmeyer

Many people know that Coma is home to the popular protein-infused beverage, Liquid Ham, but what most people don’t know is that Liquid Ham was originally called MeatJuice and was the result of the invention of the world’s first meat wetter.

The meat wetter was invented in Coma in 1902 by postal worker Samuel K. Newman. Newman was looking for a convenient way to extract juice from his favorite meats. After several years of development and more than three dozen prototypes, the meat wetter was born.

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ABOVE: Newman’s drawing of the original meat wetter.

The device resembled a kettle or tea pot with holes in the bottom. The kettle was perched on a special “liquid drip chamber.” By heating the kettle, adding water and applying pressure, the sweet nectar of the meat was released down the chamber and into a “dry basin” where it was transferred to cups or fancy drink ware.

Newman later bottled the beverage and began selling it as “MeatJuice” and later, “CowMeatJuice” before selling the company to Arthur Linscomb, the founder of Liquid Ham.

ABOVE: Newman marketed his invention through an aggressive ad campaign demanding people purchase his invention.

ABOVE: Newman marketed his invention through an aggressive ad campaign demanding people purchase his invention.

Although only a few dozen meat wetters were sold world wide, the invention did help spawn one of the most popular sports drinks for people who like prefer to drink pork.

Newman died in 1938 after suffering a massive heart attack.

 

1921- Cursed Nursing Home Closes Its Doors

By Coma News Intern and Historian Stan Bargmeyer

The O’Brien Family Nursing Home and Community Center closed its doors in February, 1921 amid growing fears by citizens the retirement home was cursed by evil entities of darkness and death.

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Rumors about a curse on the facility began following the mysterious and tragic deaths of eight residents within the first three years of operation.

-Jacklyn Severs- Died mysteriously in her sleep at the age of 87.

-Peter Montigue- Died mysteriously in his sleep at the age of 94.

-Richard “Hootie” Davis- Died mysteriously during a nap at the age of 89.

-Clayton Horncraft- Died mysteriously after falling down a flight of stairs at the age of 97.

-Henry R. Prather III- Died mysteriously after choking on a hot dog at the age of 85.

-Bertha Dimwiddle- Died mysteriously following a furnace explosion and fire at the age of 92.

-Mary “Slutty Mary” Dupree- Died mysteriously following a furnace explosion and fire at the age of 101.

-Amos Rivers- Died mysteriously after escaping the nursing home and being run over by a truck at the age of 90.

Concerned about the baffling and unexplained tragedies, Geoffrey O’Brien invited a priest and paranormal expert from the local Coma Catholic church to investigate further. The investigator, Fr. Seamus O’Donnelly, determined the facility was cursed by what was likely a “Demonic Peruvian Deity” that could not be removed by dousing it with a holy water and seltzer concoction since it was the facility that was cursed and not a human being.

Astonishingly, over the next 90 years, everyone who was involved with the operation of the nursing home or the investigation died.

 

Butter Sword Aimed to Revolutionize Dairy Industry

By Coma Historian and News Intern Stan Bargmeyer

In the fall of 1823, Coma farmer and noted inventor Arwel Hemington stood before a group of American military leaders on his farm just outside town to share what he called “the greatest military invention of the last six-to-eight weeks.” Hemington’s invention was nothing new, but the materials used to create it, he thought, would turn the dairy world, and military conflict upside down.

What Hemington shared on that dreary, cold afternoon on his 43-acre farm was a sword thats blade was made entirely from chilled butter.  Upon revealing his latest invention, the assembled group of generals gasped and gaffawed and for a moment seemed completely in awe of Hemington’s innovation.

Hemington's butter sword (above) was a promising econonmic windfall for dairy farmers.

Hemington’s butter sword (above) was a promising econonmic windfall for dairy farmers.

Hemington later wrote to friends “these men of might and brawn appeared to tremble like small school girls at the sight of the sweet-cream, buttery blade. I knew at once I had them in my grasp and before me I foresaw a future in which battlefields would be strewn with bits of the savory, delicate goodness.”

According to United States Department of Defense records, the United States Army ordered nearly two-thousand butter swords on the spot.  Hemington told the group he could produce the weapons at one-half the cost of the standard steel version.

Hemington, who quickly became a hero to dairy farmers throughout the region, delivered the butter swords to Washington DC in person the following spring.  Upon arriving in the nation’s capitol, and much to Hemington’s horror, the swords had been reduced to puddles of melted butter as temperatures soared to the upper 50s.

Ashamed and feeling dishonored, Hemington returned to Coma where he spent his remaining years in a self-imposed exile.  Although he continued to work on a series of inventions, including a suit of armor made entirely from duck feathers and a catapult that shot buckets of luke-warm water at enemies.  Hemington died in 1858.

According to friends, Hemington "failed to grasp the essence of warfare."

According to friends, Hemington “failed to grasp the nature of warfare.”

1859: Sharon C. Anthony Begins Cleansing

By Stan Bargemeyer, Coma News intern and historian
Ground-breaking pioneer Sharon C. Anthony arrived in Coma and launched a still-thriving movement in 1859.
The younger and far more alluring  sister of Susan B.  Anthony was not always so attractive.

Thanks to Sharon C. Anthony of Coma women were no longer bound to their corset but rather bound to a toilet or an outhouse but only for a finite amount of time.

Thanks to Sharon C. Anthony of Coma women were no longer bound to their corset but rather bound to a toilet or an outhouse – only for a finite amount of time.

It was after accidentally drinking a concoction of apple cider vinegar and salt water while lost near the ocean that Sharon discovered the first ever juice cleanse.
Shortly thereafter, Anthony settled in Coma 20 pounds lighter and no longer needing her corset. She started selling the bottled concoction to women and created her own, lesser-known women’s movement.
“I look upon these womyn bound up as they are in their corsets and am filled with a desire to help them move where their insides would lead them, my dear sister,” the younger Anthony wrote to her dowdy sister.
Her movement grew to a thriving industry. And the hand-full of shapely women still living in Coma today likely have Sharon to thank.