Buy My Screenplay ‘Being John Malkovich 2: Concussion Day’

 

 

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My Amazing Screenplay
I’m Dee Collins and all I do is pump out the most amazing screenplays of all time and then sell them through traditional classified advertising methods. Read my ad below and then contact me to buy my screenplay!
THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT YOU WERE BORN TO WATCH! Unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, “Being John Malkovich 2: Concussion Day” is a movie that transcends genre and cannot be defined.
LOGLINE
This movie picks up where “Being John Malkovich” left off. But this time Will Smith gets inside John Malkovich’s head as part of a police sting operation to wipe out the Hollywood heroin scourge. But the deal goes wrong and the ensuing shootout leaves Malkovich with a serious brain trauma. The resulting cerebral misfires leave Will Smith fighting a range of ghosts and nightmares and THAT GUY FROM DEAD AGAIN conjured up by the injury—all while inside Malkovich’s head.

“Being John Malkovich 2: Concussion Day”
Starring Will Smith with special guest John Malkovich
EXT. Malkovich’s brain – DAY
Will Smith has just finished fighting the ghost of John Malkovich’s mean second grade teacher when the mind mist separates to reveal the figure of alien from Independence Day.
WILL SMITH
Aw naw!
ALIEN (hissy voice)
That’ right, the baddies from all of the movies Malkovich watched also are in here.
WILL SMITH
That’s ok, because Malkovich also saw my parts in those movies.
Will Smith is suddenly inside of F-16 fighter jet, from which he fires both his missiles and a cannon into the alien and blows it to smithereens.
WILL SMITH
Welcome to Earth, you slimy-lookin’–
Suddenly in front of Will Smith’s jet the creepy Confederate general character from the even creepier “Wild, Wild West” appears atop his giant metal spider monster.
THAT GUY FROM DEAD AGAIN
I smite you, suh!
Will Smith’s plane is stuck by a giant mechanical leg and goes tumbling in an uncontrolled crash toward the ground.
WILL SMITH
Oh naw!
EXT. Coffee Shop – DAY
John Malkovich is wearing a beret and drinking hot coffee at an outdoor café in Paris.
JOHN MALKOVICH (suddenly grabs head spilling his coffee)
Oh, ow! Ow! Ow!
John Malkovich dances around in pain until he ends up in the street where a car careens toward home, horn blaring.
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That’s all I’m going to share! If you want to buy this screenplay (only mid-six figures cash or cashier’s check) and find out what happens, get in touch soon! Find out if Will Smith or John Malkovich dies and if they do can the other survive? Also discover if vampire-zombies make a deadly appearance.
Dee Collins
townofcoma@gmail.com

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