Baby Wolverine for Sale

baby wolverine

For Sale: Baby Wolverine- Have a litter of baby wolverines for sale.  Great pets as long as you keep them in a secure, fenced location and never go near them.  This one is six-weeks old and has razor-sharp teeth and claws.  This fun, furry animals is a great addition to any family as long as you have no desire to actually pet on it or wish to gain any sort of emotional warmth through the joy of being a pet owner.  All shots are current!  He is house broken but again, you should not consider ever bringing this animal anywhere near your home or your children or any confined space whatsoever.  They don’t like to feel trapped.  We have names him “Mr. Tickles” but you can change his name if you want.  Contact Joan if you are interested.

PS- This animal will maul your face off if given the chance!

26 comments on “Baby Wolverine for Sale

  1. Tyler says:

    Hi Joan,

    Next time you have a young litter for sale please contact me. I would very much like to purchase a young wolverine pup.

    Thanks in advance for your considerations

    Ty

  2. John says:

    Hi Joan,
    I also would like to purchase one as a pup, that way I could hand feed it to build a better lasting bond. I live on a very large piece of land and could easily build it a very large area just for him or her. Please just keep me updated…

    Thanks,
    John R.

  3. Gerald says:

    Hi Joan,
    I was wondering if you still have Wolverine pups ? I would honestly like to spend time learning more about them through correspondence if possible.
    Thank You Very Much.
    Gerald

  4. jerry says:

    i would sautee him in a red wine vinegarette sauce.
    chop into quarter inch steaks
    and serve with a cherry Bourbons glaze

  5. hectordog says:

    jerry,

    I would like to bbq you for several hours with butter and sauce, then feed you to my dogs

  6. Tommy says:

    Hi Joan,
    I also would like to purchase one as a pup, I see people taking them for walk on a leash, could they be trained like that?

  7. Greg says:

    Please let me know when you have another litter for sale, and also price. Thank you

  8. Kerrie says:

    I would like to know the price and how soon you can send him!!!

  9. Gregory Redmond Jr says:

    i would like a few from this or future litters. 5109121706

  10. quentine says:

    Hey I would love to get one if you still have one

  11. Jonathan Palmer says:

    will this guy take a liking to my neighbor’s roosters and hens?

  12. joe pepe says:

    Would any of you geniuses like to buy some ocean front land I have for sale in Nebraska?

  13. Tyler JoAnn says:

    Dear Joan, can I possibly purchase 2 wolverines?

  14. chad masker says:

    how many of them do you have and are they still for sale. price?

  15. Charles says:

    This is insane. Wolverines are possibly THE most ferocious animals on the planet!!!

  16. James Goodman says:

    wolverines are not as mean as people believe, I used to have on, he died of old age, i would play with it, I could even stick my hand in its mouth and it would nip but in a playful way, they are only mean when it comes to their food, they eat meat, mainly scavengers, but they can take down prey as big as a bull moose on their own.

  17. Looking to purchase wolverines. Do you have any available?

  18. Surrounded by fools says:

    Your really think you can just buy a wolverine.. try out a skunk first since it is a direct cousin. Like the gentleman said a little further up. Some oceanfront land for sale in Nebraska.

  19. Meg says:

    Extremely interested in the wolverine kits.
    Thank you!

  20. commander says:

    I think jerry is a dick, I would like to saute Jerry, and feed to my pit bulls if you could let me know if there was any available and how much they are worth I would appreciate it.

  21. Rick Meihofer says:

    There are many legal barriers that one must follow in having an animal like this and I have a lot of respect for the Wolverine.
    I don’t truly think that something that was meant for being in the wild belongs in someone’s house and can never be tamed. That’s the way nature designed it and some of you people who want one of these as a status symbol have a god damn screw lose.
    That’s no respecting the animals needs Ana how about I put some of you idiots in a cage for a few decades in my basement.

  22. Ricardo says:

    Rick Meihofer. with many years a select breeding almost any mammal can be tamed. Whether or not they should, is a totally different question.

  23. XingXing says:

    Hi, I would like to purchace a baby wolverine. If you have any more Cubs, please let me know. Also let me know the price. Best to be about 1 month old. Thanks
    XingXing.

  24. John Wayne Biggs says:

    What’s your price

  25. Rusty says:

    I would like one of u pup wolverine if they at a reasonable price contact me at 423 430 7740 thank you

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