By Jonny Reynolds, Coma News reporter, does not have social phobia
Coma Fire and Police officials are still untangling the mess of a 12-emergency-vehicle pile-up Saturday at the end of another high stress work day.
The debacle occurred as the vehicles were slowly circling the Coma Emergency Services Center Monday night so emergency workers could allow the adrenaline coursing through their veins to slowly drain from their exhausted and sweat-soaked bodies. Here’s five early outcomes:
1) Celebrations of catching that long-sought serial pet killer and putting out that 24-alarm barn burner were both put off for 24 hours.
2) Police and fire personnel involved in the accident exhausted the town’s supply of comfort blankets and post-emergency coffee, so let’s be careful out there until these supplies can be replenished.
3) Twelve more vehicles are now available for this summer’s Coma County Fair demolition derby–some still have working lights and sirens!
4) Until replacement vehicles are found, the only unmarked police cars with mirror-mounted spotlights will be those driven by pizza delivery drivers and their friends.
5) If police wave you down, please stop your vehicle because there’s no way they’re going to be able to catch you whether they are walking or riding bikes.
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